ADRIAN DOES STUFF

Okay, really, I think I'm done now. I just mashed her up with the Breeders, so now I think I can move forward.

A plus D – Behind These Cannonball Eyes (Kelly Clarkson vs. The Breeders)

Besides, there's so much more to life than just ... Kelly Clarkson. I've got about three other mash-ups I'm working on, but I keep getting sidetracked by things like ... throwing a mash-up club ... and being in a mash-up band. Ironic, isn't it?

Speaking of said band, we're gigging a lot this month. Three gigs last week (including one on TV!), and two gigs this weekend. It's pretty much the same songs every time, so it's not like we need to rehearse. But damn, we really need to put together some new songs. I mean, each show has been a completely different audience, so it's not that big of a deal. But still, it keeps it interesting for us.

One of the shows this weekend is at the Folsom Street Fair, far and away my favorite street fair ... ever. I just realized I've been booked to be on stage there every single year since 1996. Wow. Ten years. Seven years with Blue Period (although we got rained out one year), one year modelling in the Stormy Leather fashion show, and now this, Smash-Up Derby's second year. I'm really looking forward to it ... hell, any excuse to wear black PVC chaps!